Well, though I am disappointed that Bristol Palin's son's failure to hang in there til January may put an end to all parentage conspiracy theories, it's always good when someone pops out a healthy kid. So congrats to Bristol, who allegedly gave birth on December 27!Unfortch, none of my top 5 names were chosen by the teen mom, who named her little peep Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston--kind of obvious in retrospect! However, do I still get points for identifying that Palins love nature names beginning in T? After all, people trip over shit in nature all the time.
Also worth noting is little Tripp's weight: 7 pounds, 4 ounces. 7/4. That's the Fourth of July, people! Ah, what blessed Americans those Palins are.
Now keep that baby away from his two insane grandmas!
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Bristol Palin looks like my cousin....but she's not.
i think my guess of "truck" was pretty close!
God I wish she'd named him Truck. Or Rifle.
Ummm - I can't help but love the term DILF. Jonathan and I have always said FILF. They both have a nice ring...
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