The aesthetically pleasing and Olympic Ring-mimicking date is finally here. And you know what that means: international sportsmanship, inspiring athleticism, water-bowl cam . . .
That's right bitches.
It's Puppy Games 2008, airing tonight on Animal Planet at 6 p.m. and 9 p.m. These little fools will compete for gold in soccer, swimming, boxing and gymnastics. Way cuter than those weird pixie-Teletubby-troll Olympic mascots.
NICE BIRTHDAY: Totally jealous of babies born today. Also a little jealous of Ugly Betty's Micheal Urie, born on 08.08.80. Pretty!